Hapless Pygmy Chimps Dancing Around a Ferrari

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Unbelievable News Story - REVEALED!

Those stupid West Point cadets. I always knew they were unruly, but I had no idea what the extent was until I saw this. My vote is to close that silly Academy, bring the troops home, stop the war in Iraq, give blood and save lives, just do it, have it your way, and save Tibet.


Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Random Thought of the Day

I think it would be real neat to work in one of those rooms where they store babies just after they are born, the rooms where all the babies are lined up in rows of cribs. When the parents of a newborn baby come to get theirs, I think I would hold two babies behind my back with one in each hand and be like, "So, which one are you going to pick? I sure hope it's the right one!" and then I'd explain that it was just a joke and give them the right baby. Or maybe not.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

I'll be heading down in just over a month with an awesome group of guys. And maybe I'll get to enjoy another mud facial! I can't wait!

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Random Thought of the Day

So I walked into this diner once, and I was kicked out pretty much right away. Turns out the management doesn't care for a humorous little bomb threat every now and then.