Random Thought of the Day

I think it would be real neat to work in one of those rooms where they store babies just after they are born, the rooms where all the babies are lined up in rows of cribs. When the parents of a newborn baby come to get theirs, I think I would hold two babies behind my back with one in each hand and be like, "So, which one are you going to pick? I sure hope it's the right one!" and then I'd explain that it was just a joke and give them the right baby. Or maybe not.